Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Title not Included.

I hate how all I do is work and don't have a social life.
I hate how I try to please myself and in the end I just displease everyone else.
I hate when people act like they care and then they just make you realize that they don't.
I hate school.
I hate responsibilities.
I hate money.
I hate time.
I hate Sassy for eating my chap stick.
I hate how I'm busy all the time now.
I hate how I get a job for money to go out, but in the end, I have money but don't have the time.

I'm sorry if I am busy all the time.
I'm sorry if I'm not what you want me to be.
I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough.
I'm sorry I can't please everyone.
I'm sorry I get angry too easily.
I'm sorry I am not perfect.
I'm sorry I am a little immature.
I'm sorry I am too mature.
I'm sorry I don't want to hear your problems because I have mine of my own.
I'm sorry that I just don't give a shit anymore.


This post is not pointed towards one person...... Just venting and putting shit out there.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Randomosity = LOVE

So since I have nothing to write about, I recently read an article that just caught my eye. Naturally....... the title reads, "Woman Bites Lover's Penis off in Car accident." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is amazing. Is it bad to say that I don't feel bad for these two at all? First of all the man who had his Dr. Johnson chewed off like a kabob was cheating on his wife at the time with his secretary. So these two kit kats are in his car, at a park ...which can we just step aside for a second. If you were cheating on your wife, why the fuck would you go somewhere in public?! Might as well just do it outside of the business office. Anywho, they are in the car and she's going down on him..... orally (for those of you who didn't understand how this happened), and out of nowhere....BOOM! Bite, Rip off, Blood, Scream, Faint (In that order). Meanwhile, there is a P.I. hired by the man's wife catching all of this on tape..... Needless to say the PI was the one who called the ambulance, and quite possibly saved this man's life. So the lover (aka the secretarian whore) goes to the hospital with the penis .....which I think is awkward......How the hell is she going to explain herself to anyone? and I guarantee she's going to be known as the slut of the office.....right before she gets fired along with her hub bub.... Spanky the boss. So life lesson for ya....be sure to practice safe sex...no matter where you are.... and not to cheat, because in the end....all you'll have is a bag of ice on your package, and a ripped off penis.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

Well as all of you may know, recently there have been many suicides related to the orientation of a person. This absolutely makes me sick. I think it's quite pitiful that some people need to make someone feel like shit or make them feel unaccepted in this world because of who they love. What absolutely baffles me is why do these dickheads care? How the hell does it affect them? Honestly.... it actually shows insecurity if you ask me. I really don't give a shit about hurting these people's feelings... We live in the 21st century and there is no need for people to bully someone for their own lifestyle. These bullies don't understand that their lifestyle might be odd for others...they aren't perfect and they need to realize this. Why is it a joke when two men or two female are holding hands? Seriously....can you not accept change?! We are all human, doesn't matter who we love, what color we are, or what gender we are.... We all live the same way and when I say live I mean...all of us rely on the same things that provides us with life. These bullies are afraid...they really are...and as time goes on there are going to be more people out there who are different than you...who don't live the same way as you do, who don't believe in the same things as you do....and honestly you can't do a thing about it.... This insecurity that I have just stated will only make your life harder.......and I feel sorry for you. I feel sorry that you can't except the world you live in. It doesn't matter who a person loves...whether it be a man loving a man or a female loving a female....it's love....love is love...tender, passionate feelings to another human.

For those who I love. Don't let anyone tell you how to live your life. I have gay friends and I can say that they are the most loving, funny, most down to earth people ever. They are beautiful people and I love them dearly. Be who you are....don't let anyone tell you how to live your life. Fuck all of those people who can't accept you for you..... They have no control or say to what you can do or who to love. Be strong..... don't let anyone break you. I love you and I don't want you to change ever.