Randomosity = LOVE

So since I have nothing to write about, I recently read an article that just caught my eye. Naturally....... the title reads, "Woman Bites Lover's Penis off in Car accident." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is amazing. Is it bad to say that I don't feel bad for these two at all? First of all the man who had his Dr. Johnson chewed off like a kabob was cheating on his wife at the time with his secretary. So these two kit kats are in his car, at a park ...which can we just step aside for a second. If you were cheating on your wife, why the fuck would you go somewhere in public?! Might as well just do it outside of the business office. Anywho, they are in the car and she's going down on him..... orally (for those of you who didn't understand how this happened), and out of nowhere....BOOM! Bite, Rip off, Blood, Scream, Faint (In that order). Meanwhile, there is a P.I. hired by the man's wife catching all of this on tape..... Needless to say the PI was the one who called the ambulance, and quite possibly saved this man's life. So the lover (aka the secretarian whore) goes to the hospital with the penis .....which I think is awkward......How the hell is she going to explain herself to anyone? and I guarantee she's going to be known as the slut of the office.....right before she gets fired along with her hub bub.... Spanky the boss. So life lesson for ya....be sure to practice safe sex...no matter where you are.... and not to cheat, because in the end....all you'll have is a bag of ice on your package, and a ripped off penis.